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Am I A Boy Or A Girl? (Sung by the Hamster)

from The Pets by Vincent Gargiulo

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It’s been nagging at my brain ever since I was a kid
I don’t know who I am cuz my genitals are hid.
You think you could tell by the sound of my voice
But at these decibels, my words sound like squeak toys
I look at the dog and I see his big balls
I wonder if I got a pair, they must be pretty small
Or maybe they aren’t there at all
Which is ok. Just wanna solve this jigsaw

Am I a boy or a girl?
I like lacy frocks
But also macho trucks
Could I be a boy or a girl?
When I look down below
All I see is my toes

A him or a her, nobody is sure
The answer to my gender lies somewhere in my fur
Do you address me as Ms. Or Mister
Or am I just it, a generic hamster
I’ve got to find out. This is no way to live
I could be a butch gal or a guy who’s sensitive
The doctors have checked me and nobody knows
Oh what I would give to have my privates exposed

Am I a boy or a girl?
I don’t know what I got
A penis or not?
Could I be a boy or a girl?
I like pink & blue
I don’t know what to do!

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from The Pets, released May 16, 2016

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Vincent Gargiulo Oakland, California

Vincent Gargiulo is a filmmaker & musician and tries to dabble the two together as much as possible. He currently fronts the band, Vincent Gargiulo National Park. His musical hits include "Taste The Biscuit" & "David's Pizza". His songs not about food are less popular but exist. ... more

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