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Shitbox (Sung by the Cat)

from The Pets by Vincent Gargiulo

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Where did my shitbox go? It used to be right here

I searched everywhere
Whatever your excuse is I don’t care
It’s not funny
But my shitbox is not where it used to be

I think I’m entitled to some things. Why can’t I have my own space
You clean. You move everything. Just leave my crap in one place

Look it’s cool
And I’m not angry
But give me a fucking beach where I can pee
I’m laying on these clean sheets
Don’t judge me cuz I sleep

If I was bigger
I would rip apart your face
That’s not to scare you
I’m just stating the case
Look at me brush by your legs
Take a hint

Where did my shitbox go? It used to be right here
But now it’s somewhere else

I don’t ask for much
But can you leave my stuff untouched
I hate to go on
But my shitbox is not where it belongs

I am an independent cat. I do what I want
I have a lot of busy plans. Where do I put this stuff from my butt?

I have some tissue
That’d I like to unroll
I want to chase that moth
& knock over a bowl
Go to the dog and smell his hole
He’s got grass up his ass

There are a lot of places in this house I’d like to sit
Don’t wanna think about where I’m supposed to shit
Seriously though, why’d you move it?
What the fuck?

I really gotta go.
Guess I’ll go on the floor.

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from The Pets, released May 16, 2016

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Vincent Gargiulo Oakland, California

Vincent Gargiulo is a filmmaker & musician and tries to dabble the two together as much as possible. He currently fronts the band, Vincent Gargiulo National Park. His musical hits include "Taste The Biscuit" & "David's Pizza". His songs not about food are less popular but exist. ... more

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